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FILE-15
[Across the Lavender]

[Title]
Purple Grape Soda

[Description]
A lil rap about our favorite drink... Grape Soda... MmMmMm!!!!!
Benny Fresh, Jay-rod, Mikey-G, PeanutButtaRoota

[Tags]
purple, grape, soda, rap, s2000, mazda, gangsta, lil, wayne, vikings, prince, rain, barney, grapes, chek, drink, shasta, cola, pur

[Channel]
???chmg777

[Upload date]
June 26, 2010 (3:20 AM EST)

[Video ID]
-dH6ZDxdznw

[General info]

"As performed by Mikey-G with a group of friends, Purple Grape Soda is a rap all about the drink and the gang's experience with its effects. Its repetitive rap beat is "Court Date" by DJ Hotday, having G# and D# Minor as its two keys and 150 beats per minute. Although not as popular as "Sportsman's Paradise", "doug is gay" or "Gay Rap (Straight Guys)", it has reached number one on the F????????a?ds Hot Singles Chart, as it's proved to be very successful on Xarcable Radio and other various stations (Fazik)."

"??chael?G??????, also known by his stage name Mikey-G, is an American Internet personality, drag racer[1], construction worker[2], and musician. Originally from New Orleans, Louisiana[3][4], Mike is primarily known for his YouTube videos, hatred for Doug[5], and his music. His YouTube channel "roa???g777" has over 60 thousand views and over 50 subscribers with 36 videos[6], most of which consist of comedy sketches, pranks, parodies, and music videos[7] (Fazik)."

"Jay-Rod is wearing a gray NBA hat, a tooth necklace, a somewhat light purple shirt, and dark green shorts with a pattern. PeanutButtaRoota is wearing a black NBA hat, a purple shirt that says 'FOX RIDERS', and cargo shorts. Mikey-G is wearing a dark purple shirt with a stain on it(?) and dark brown shorts. Benny Fresh is wearing a black Boston Red Sox hat, a plain dark purple shirt, and light blue shorts with a pattern. The whole group is wearing green wristbands while they're holding cans of Chek grape soda, a total of four (Fazik)."

[Notes]

It should be noted that Purple Grape Soda is a good example of one of many inside jokes; it may be forced, but at least it didn't suffer as much as Mine Turtle and Mr. Blizzard did (don't ask). There's only one reason why we say that, however: at least more than 10 funnies have (privately) been made with it by the head honcho throughout late 2017, with names such as "Purple Whip Soda", "Bad Grape!!", "Purple Grape Finale" and "Purple Grape Shelter". You can find the filenames for these below in case you want to download any of them for listening, all in order:

/pgs1.wav
/pgs2.mp3
/pgs3.wav
/pgs4.wav

Other than that, it was at least a decently popular joke within the 'community', though only to an extent of some sorts. In fact, it was very funny to the point where it unofficially made its way to the Undertale 2 soundtrack, which you can also find the filename for here: /ut2.wav

Though it only begs the question: what is important about Mikey-G's purple grape soda anyway, and why? As told in the song's lyrics, the drink is addicting to the point where one would approach the point of no return and never leave their brain; for instance, Mike said in the song that he drinks it every morning and every night -- to which, he says, that he's "amused to that shit" -- but he gets 'real drowsy' after at least fourteen of them and that "[his] piss comes out just like a purple crayon." Even if these can be said to only be mere jokes and even metaphors, we don't think that's enough to say that it's not important; though maybe in the end, it really is just a dumb fad that never really caught on anymore.

There used to be a huge line of brand new purple grape sodas as endorsed by Mikey-G himself, which were exclusively sold in II of the now-closed McCartney Stores. It's like with many celebrity endorsements, and even former resident Scatman John had his name plastered on cans of Coca-Cola. As recently contacted by our friend H. H. Nate D., the company that approved of this said that they would never sell something like this ever again, due to potential hazards and that there could be drugs hidden within; he also said that he has five cans of the soda in great condition, so we've decided it'd be best to analyze them with our monkey technology and see as to whether or not this obscure rumor is true.

Spoiler alert: it was. Unshockingly. Is that a word?

Having contained LSD and tomacco as ingredients, the brand was quickly taken off the shelves as nothing can be done with the side effects that the drink could potentially cause. In fact, the substance was so potent that the mere consumption of twenty or more cans of this drink could be enough to cause a lethal overdose. Mikey-G has never made a comment about this, since he's solely to blame and is probably still on the loose. No really, he's probably missing by now. No kidding, he could be out there kicking signs, or acting like a constipated Elmo. Not even his friends are here anymore, so who knows? The entire thing just made it to the point where purple grape soda itself was almost tasteless, and it was, as Mike himself said, "that shit."

But his legacy remains untouched and concealed, with his gay rap still racking up in popularity (no kidding) and likely still telling people to 'Chek' 'tha' 'blingage' (no kidding). There was even a fanpage dedicated to his entire channel -- a la one's hatred for Donkey Kong (see FILE-04) -- which we have also archived here: /mike.html

And yes, we do believe that one (Jay-Rod) could theoretically say: "Purple Grape Soda" is a thing. Or rather, was: /secret.jpg

[Special Thanks: H. H. Nate D., Data]
[Written by: "The" J.]
[Video footage: youtu.be/-dH6ZDxdznw]
[Saved by: Data]
[Archived by: "The" J.]