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FILE-11
[Terpsichorean Troupe]

[Title]
Pengas & Pingas

[Channel]
NewseumBTVR

[Upload date]
Presumably around 2013

[General info]

"Legend has it that Pengas, Pingas, and many others were responsible for the closing of the Newseum. Legend has it that John Milewski lost his job because of the entire scenario. Legend has it that the Anchorman exhibit at Newseum was only short-lived all because of Pengas. But as this point, who knows? This duo of troublemakers -- and sometimes Deez Nuts Nikka (as in, the other guy that's not Pengas) -- are known to be one of the best dancers in the universe, and they're not afraid to show it. They're just happy to be here at Newseum Network News, anyway.

In reality, those kind of videos were published onto YouTube as part of the Newseum's "Be A TV Reporter" exhibit, although it is unclear as to why they would even do such action in the first place. They were deleted at a later date, but luckily a few of them were archived, including the one for Pengas & Pingas. The awkward dancing in the original video with a picture of Nationals Park as the background in the form of a news report only makes the entire thing funnier, with the two of them spouting out unfathomable remarks. And even for the tomfoolery shown, Mr. Milewski 'thanks' them for the 'update', as he would for everyone else.

Pengas & Pingas would later star in Steve Harvey's Little Big Shots and America's Got Talent, as their dance moves made the rounds across the nation, keeping the spirit of Newseum Network News alive and fresh (Fazik)."

[Notes]

So how are Pengas & Pingas powerful in any way, shape or form; the troupe known for their endless dance moves, as well as their seemingly countless attacks on 'Fat Damon' (see FILE-10) and friends? It is another question we have been asking ourselves for a while now, seeing that their mischief had done a lot of significance and damage to this universe. Their origins are entirely unknown, but rumor has it that Pingas's full name is 'very likely' to be Matthew Patrick. Why they say that, we haven't the slightest clue; but hey, it's just a theory.

When they first went to the point of no return in early 2017, it felt like a blast of brambles, as the two of them have 'went in the YOUTUBE' and even gone as far to celebrate Donkey Kong's death (see FILE-04). And this was the Harvey era, mind you -- making it seem that like with George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan, their everlasting bond really *will* be everlasting; from the Harvey era, to the Cruze era, to the Absolutely Nothing of Significance era, to the prior Tomek era, to the current Sneed era, and possibly even more to come.

Prior to these doings, they were more like "hey, what's up, hello." From what we can at least gather, Pengas & Pingas are or were employees of Newseum Network News, with John Milewski and Ron Burgundy by their side; Milewski didn't really mind either, as he seemed like a father to them, being proud of what Capitol Hill has accomplished these past years. Pengas's alleged cousin, Travis "Deez Nuts" Nikka, has also had a part in a few of these antics, often as a backup or just to 'enjoy the show.' In fact, Nikka is a very 'engaged' observer; he's always happy to see what mischief his friends are up to, much to the likes of Milewski and Burgundy.

Now fast forward to when King Harkinian's daughter, Zelda, was 'under attack by the evil forces of Pengas & Pingas.' Now fast forward to when the Crazy Frog 'destroyed' the Newseum, 'killing' Pengas, Pingas, Milewski and Burgundy for good. Now fast forward to when Drake & Josh revived them with the power of dick and balls. Now fast forward to when they eventually teamed up with Big Shaq, forming Big Shaq Network News. Actually, did all of that happen in this universe, aside from the partnership? Sorry, are we going off track here...?

Either way, we did eventually meet these two (and Nikka), as well as John Milewski and Ron Burgundy to explain their motives and how their powers combined truly work. They were at the very least relaxed and jovial about the entire thing, and not too 'evil' like how they were in the past. Considering the dancing duo is a viral sensation and that the former news reporters have parted ways now, we haven't really heard much about their future plans, which is probably for the best. A quick DNA test with Data shows that they have a special kind of power, though we can't say exactly how it works; it seems they have a few different moves they can pull out of the bag, and they're so much more than just 'normal' jokes/goofy dances -- we can only surmise that it has to do with the human body's 'natural' rhythms, according to Data (yeah, no, whatever that means). It's no wonder Ron Burgundy wants this kind of news team to assemble, he and Milewski may as well be their dance instructors; and with the four of their powers combined, they may as well be an unstoppable force. Good lord.

At least 'Fat Damon' has been dealt with; it's a blessing for the dancing duo, and that their past 'doings' are no longer of their concern. As employees of Big Shaq Network News, they couldn't be more than happy to lend themselves in for the offer. John Milewski now works for the Wilson Center, and Ron Burgundy is busy playing Elf on his PlayStation Portable (he says it's "a head of time," which is probably not true at all). None of the other Newseum people are important, seeing that the duo's competition with Baylee and Welven Da Great has significantly increased their success, way better than their performance(s) in 2013. They've had the very best life, and they have tasted beauty.

Thanks for that update, keep it right here on Data's Save Files for all the latest information!

[Special Thanks: John M., Ron B., Big Shaq Network News]
[Video footage: youtu.be/39ocMBfDiVQ]
[Saved by: Data]
[Archived by: Biffy J.]