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We could go on and on about the Sacred Six and their involvement with the F??t??n?lands for hours on end. Even their own web series, Steve Harvey and Friends, had barely made it past the pilot and was cancelled during early development of the second episode.

What? You don't remember the Sacred Six?

Well, seeing as how the big cheese's association with the Family Feud host was starting to get out of hand, he thought that turning the 'lore' into a fully-fledged 'web series' was supposedly a great idea. When the first episode dropped, it didn't do as well as he wanted it to; even that one video with Steve Harvey and friends performing "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 performed way better than it. And speaking of, that's how the Sacred Six came to be: a team of Steve Harvey, Ray William Johnson, Carlos Santana, Channing "Jeff" Tatum, some random Cosmog, and Renato Shepherd living in the same household together and going on failure adventures.

What? Renato isn't actually the dog's name? I call bullshit. (For those in the known't, Renato is supposed to be the dog dancing we no speak americano [sic]. However, one source reports that it is a female Australian Shepherd under the name of Baylee, as owned by photographer Susan Schmitz.)

One of the show's villains happens to be Dr. Phil McGraw of talk show titan fame. Being a long-time nemesis of the Sacred Six (especially Stevey), he had many plans to stop them with the help of his two minions, Barack Oboma and James Grime. It's like with Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder: the many times everything would backfire on them and the Sacred Six remain safe and sound. The trio would later stop giving a shit anyway, as the Sacred Six had disbanded in early 2018 (and for good reason). We presume it had something to do with Roopster Roux.

The pilot's premise is pretty cliche -- it starts off as Steve Harvey wanting to plan a Halloween party with Ray William Johnson, it gets ruined by Dr. Phil and friends with a stink bomb, Steve cries and Ray comforts him, the Sacred Six later take a plane to the White House (which happens to be offshore in this universe), they eventually defeat Dr. Phil in there and vice versa. Yes, you read that right; the pilot was Halloween-themed, and the next episode was going to be Christmas-themed. So much for American holidays, maybe even Steve Harvey's birthday should be one.

...Oops, this just got way out of hand for what the topic is supposed to be. Talk about contradiction...

Remember Steve Harvey? Remember Steve Harvet? For the latter, probably not -- but it happens to play a significant part in today's conspiracy theories. Kinda like with a McCartney and a Jimmy, the 'original' Steve (hence Harvey) got run over by Bobby Shmurda's car in early 2018, and later got replaced with an identical clone (hence Harvet). However, there happens to be more clones of Stevey that people may or may not know of today; the one that posted himself dressed up as the Riddler on Twitter and for whatever reason supports NFTs is rumored to be codename Harveq, and username "real harvey e" likely belongs to codename Harvee. We dub this 'urban legend' the HarVault, named after a 'learning hub' powered by Harveq, Vault Empowers.

There happens to be a private database dedicated to tracking and documenting all evidence of Steve Harvey clones, keeping tabs on how many there are, what they do, and where they're currently located. No, we do not run it; Big Shaq Network News does, and we endorse them. And yes, because of this, the HarVault is definitely real and not a hoax at all (we swear). So far, the data we have collected using our robot monkey has determined that there are 11 Steve Harvey clones currently active in this universe, and possibly more. We are not looking to do a deep dive on the HarVault, but we will we only mention a few of the alleged Harveys and their recent activity. Part of us believes the Mango Messiah are behind this entire thing, though that seems unlikely for now given this evidence from Dapaah.

We'll start with Harveq, who is the most active out of the bunch, at least on social media. There's a big pile of evidence that Harveq is planning to destroy the entire environment (how corny), hence his support for those godawful NFTs. As a few of his 'fanboys' keep sucking him off and praise his every action like a Jimmy, with others still enraged over his past doings -- the one-time "brown glass of water" joke and a leaked memo preventing any of his staff from going to his dressing room, for example* -- a few recent tweets on Twitter have shown the figure in question wearing 'drip', which had become a viral sensation that same week. This may go to show that all Harveq ever craves for is attention, and even that old tweet of him dancing to Earth, Wind & Fire's "September" can prove this. There also happens to be proof that Harveq is the one hosting Steve Harvey's Funderdome, Ask Steve, and many more. But for now, we'll leave that up to our readers as to whether or not this statement is true.

Harvet is arguably the most popular out of any of the clones, ever since his own public debut. And we say arguably since no one knows about Harveq's true identity yet, nor any of the others and that they are secretly disguised under Stevey's likeness. We know about Steve Harvey's so-called 'comebacks' in September 10, 2019 and 2021 (see FILE-07 for more info), but little did anyone else know this was supposed to be Harvet, considering he's been made in place of the real one according to the evidence given. This also stays true for the Konga Harv???Ha?ve???ideo, since there are parts of "Sex" from the Steve Harvey video game put into the mix, as well as supergamma2010 and his fantasies for murder. There are also mentions of Twitter user @IAmSteveHarvet and that one video of Steve *Harvet* playing the Family Feud trumpet, but yes; it all goes to show that there is definitely real and actual proof of Harvey being killed off and replaced by many other clones, including Harvet himself. And for one thing, there happens to be a grave for Steve Harvey and that his body seems to be digged out. No words.

We only said that we address a few of these Harvey clones, so we don't ever dare to talk about Steve Harwell, Steve Harvy, or even Sneed Harvey (formerly Chuck Harvest) here. We've also been made aware that there happens to be something similar with Ray William Johnson as well, according to our good friends at Big Shaq Network News. This could explain the reason for the existence of 3 Inc., which we're not going to delve into for now. Though this could also confirm the true identity of "Rwj rocks 3 vidlii" and Fat Damon, hence why their names were everywhere in 2018. And it only makes sense as Steve Harvey and Ray William Johnson used to have an inseparable bond of some sorts, even as a part of the Sacred Six and their forums being rocked.

But we'd rather not think about him or Steve Harvey for a little while more, sorry. Cue Fatty Spins outro. Stay classy, Dapaah.

*action(s) rumored to be done by said subject, may be removed if false

[Special Thanks: P. McGraw, B. Oboma, J. Grime, Big Shaq Network News, Data]
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