[Data's Save Files]
FILE-07
[You Already Know Who It Is]

[September 10, 2021]

[General info]

"It is with our greatest condolences that two important members of our faculty have passed away from a fatal accident, the same moment that the House of Whips 'n' Harvey Freaks had collapsed. Jay Jay the Jet Plane got struck by a singular nuke, in the midst of planning to shoot down anyone he saw and wipe every Mudkip from existence. Silent "Mr. WeeWeeDub" Toe, on the other hand, happened to be riding said nuke and died with him as well. We at Data Workshops mourn these losses, and are paying respects to our fallen heroes (Jones)."

[Notes]

What we've gathered from a heartbroken Data is that a certain evil Koopa wizard was furious that Silent Toe claimed what we assume used to be his 'property,' and that he's decided to destroy just that using his handy Bob-ombs in order to get revenge. The explosion was so overwhelming that Silent "Mr. WeeWeeDub" Toe went from a Spartan Mudkip's kick to a Data Airlines-certified trip, which is pretty much why he happened to be on the nuke that obliterated Jay Jay. At least Silent Toe didn't look into the Death Star, which was nearby (Jay Jay initially wanted to 'conquer' the planet), or he will die. Or interact with Sinistar, for that matter.

On that same day, it was reported that Steve Harvey would make yet another 'grand' return to Xarcable TV, two years after the so-called 'Sex' incident. Good thing we had something planned. This was when Jay Jay decided to strike, as he planned to bomb the Mudkip Army and their natural habitat, kill off this fake Steve Harvey clone (see FILE-10), and many more. Jay Jay the Jet Plane loved the band Weezer, says Data Airlines employee Brenda Blue, and that Rivers Cuomo was his hero. Even around the time Jay Jay hijacked His Majesty's Twitter account, there was always something sinister behind his goofy-looking grin. He is one to pretend to love Tom Cruze and Steve Harvey, and perhaps Colin Mochrie manipulated him into trickery and history (though we don't have much claims supporting this). By the time 'Steve Harvey' and the Jimmy of Sex Diaper stopped playing "Party Rock Anthem" live on television, Jay Jay was completely gone, crushed and destroyed into pieces. And Data couldn't help but weep. We'd assume Jay Jay was his childhood hero, but would it even have a childhood to begin with?

When we first made a deal with Silent Toe, he was reported to be "eating like Big Nick." As in, he was honored to be a part of our team, and that he's glad to have his own Nickelodeon game show including a castle of some sorts. It may fuel his ego, but at the very least he's never bothered with NFTs. The show in question, known as Harvey Freak, had been cancelled the moment the Newseum picked up on his death, and not just because of its infamous pilot or any of his past doings (wack). Former Microsoft mascot Clippy (formerly Clippit), who was invited to participate in the game and had a breakdown when losing, says that Nickelodeon should've read the room and that the police could've stopped his actions altogether. He showed his bussy to his OnlyFans, he murdered his cousin, he broke out of jail and posted about it and getting laid with Ritsu Tainaka on Twitter after being seemingly unbanned from there; the list just goes on and on, Clippy says, he must've been desparate that his bussy was yankin. (For those curious, Mr. WeeWeeDub's Twitter handle is -- or rather, was -- @SilentoEpicness)

And even then, someone out there was really dedicated to writing a whole poem about the entire fiasco, including what Silent Toe says to Simon Belmont's first encounter. There were really people out there, stanning and adulting the Wee Wee Dancer as their 'kween.' Yet the public opinion didn't want all of that to go to waste, to reveal his true colors. Even when Bladee is calling your phone, even when you don't know a certain math equation, even if you're not a YTPMV'er, even when you want to suffer in Chuck's CBT Land -- Silent Toe may as well still be out there, doing whatever it takes to stay relevant once more; and this could perhaps be his final appearance. Either way, we have no opinion whatsoever. May you rest well, Silent "Mr. WeeWeeDub" Toe and Jay Jay. We could really use a wish right now to revive you two with Volvic Revive and the power of dick and balls, we could only ever wee wee dance to cope...

[Special Thanks: Rivers C., Brenda B., Benjamin R., Azavier, Whitty W.]
[Written by: Biffy J.]
[Video footage: youtu.be/GXICPke_mag, youtu.be/Tiw1tYMMNig]
[Saved by: Data]
[Archived by: Biffy J.]