[Data's Save Files]
FILE-03
[Obliteration / Downfall]

[November 9, 2018]

"Around this morning, [the head honcho's] office had to undergo an immediate emergency evacuation, as the Butt-Ugly Martians planted bombs under the desks and started a full-scale attack on the building. Alien hunter Stoat Muldoon says the Martians were planning to make a 'Dark Fountain' around this terrain, which would eradicate space and time; it's what they call the 'durka durk,' and to 'drop' it would be something else entirely. Muldoon also points out that they intended to cause a massive tidal wave and wipe out the entire civilization, as well as giving them the upper hand by replacing all supplies they could find with bootleg copies of Deltarune and MOTHER 3 (Milewski)."

Huh? What? Did you think that was some kinda plot for some kinda movie? No?

For those who couldn't tell already, this excerpt was regarding the erasure of His Majesty's means. As in, the YouTube channel being wiped from existence. As in, where videos like Gerudo Cruise, those worthy of Steve Harvey's likeness, and the infamous Donkey Kong mashups once resided. Yes, *those* mashups. The 'off-key' yet somewhat 'on-beat' ones from around 2014 - 2016, y'know? Actually, forget we even mentioned of that (see FILE-04). Remember when there was Death Grips conte- Actually, forget we even mentioned of THAT.

The very last video uploaded onto there, on the same week such event had happened, just so happens to be related to whatever was mentioned above. The Martians are to blame, but was this something they have been planning for a while? Just to title it under, what, "Deltarune secret boss element found" or how it originally went? Gee, sweet. To explain, the 'Dark Fountain' as mentioned before is what connects this universe, apparently. We thought the Martians were only trying to kill off our water supply at first, but it seems to be an important 'plot element' in... the Deltarune universe. Yes, we are able to access that here. The video itself is 'clickbait,' briefly transitioning into a video of the Butt-Ugly Martians theme manipulated into "Strong One" from MOTHER 3 (we like to call this kind of thing plunderphonics, or rather, blunderphonics), right after its actual Deltarune section as the intro. Strong ones, indeed. The Martians are still on the loose to this day, though sources report that it seems to be Google's doing, and the evidence we have gathered happen to support these kind of claims. Gee, sweet!

According to the Fazik, a *partial* archive of the channel does exist somewhere in the depths of one's hard drive and the interwebs (gaze upon archive.org); however, it's only "80%" of everything -- from 2015 to 2018 (most of them are not a part of the archive.org link for personal reasons) -- and a majority of the Donkey Kong content there is missing, since the progress was manually halted due to Google Takeout not logging anything it had on the big cheese's Drive/Mail nor the videos that have copyright claims slapped onto them. And it was thanks to some Google fuckup with G Suite that made him do such action, a reason that no one believed if he were to word it as "I accidentally deleted my channel."

Around twelve hours after the fact, the Bozonot channel did eventually get deleted along with its associated email address; and because of it, Robimmy was made on that same day. The previous channel had about 3.1K subscribers, while the newer one currently has below 1K and more is yet to come. Two days later though, some "fuckboy" decided it'd be best to impersonate the channel and only reupload the overrated Gerudo Cruise there, getting at most 50 gullible people to subscribe. They seem to be a sarcastic type, but not too bad, though the big cheese says otherwise. And unfortunately, it's for the best that that has to stay up, with Robimmy's subscribe count trying to catch up with the previous channel's. But at least this completely obliterates the many "op" and "TODOKETE" comments from said channel, as well as Catch Scrat (don't ask). Gee, works sweet!

For more information about this, and in case you still don't believe what you've read (aside from the quote above), kindly ask your teacher to go to the restroom (see FILE-14).

[Special Unthanks: Google]
[Written by: Biffy J., Nozo B., John M.]
[Video footage: tinyurl.com/MuttUglyBartians]
[Saved by: Data]
[Archived by: Biffy J.]